i think all of you either thomasian of not should read this post. this was just passed to me by a fellow thomasian… just react upon reading… tnx.
PAPAYAG BA NAMAN KAYO DITO MGA THOMASIANS?
A “GAY” College student, Matt Quintos, a writing major from Ateneo, shared HIS/HER experience on visiting HIS/HER friend in UST.___________________________
A “GAY” College student, Matt Quintos, a writing major from Ateneo, shared HIS/HER experience on visiting HIS/HER friend in UST.___________________________
“blue and yellow”
fuck talaga, nanakawan ako.
yesterday i made punta to the birthday party of my high school friend who is currently making aral sa ust ngayon. syempre im not gonna go na sana kasi puro mga friends nya from ust yung nandun, ede im gonna be put out of place lang from their uber mediocre culture, pero sumama na rin ako out of shame para sa friend kong magtatampo raw sakin if hindi ako pumunta. besides, birthday naman nya so i made bigay na. and sabi nung isa pa naming high school barkada, she’s gonna go rin daw so may kasama naman ako. eh fuck, hindi nagpunta. so ayun, na-op rin ako sa mga super mediocre na thomasians, at kinailangan ko talagang magtiis sa sobrang tangang kultura ng mga hampaslupa.
and guess what, speaking of hampaslupa, ninakawan ba naman ako ng mga pakshet na bobong hindi naman nakapasa ng acet?! i didnt bring food kasi dahil nga sobrang biglaan lang yung invitation ng friend ko, but if ever napaaga siya, i will make volunteer pa talaga para sagutin yung catering. so i told her about it. “bhe,” i said, bhe ang tawagan namin kasi we used to role-play as lovers nung hayskul, “wala akong dalang food eh. okay lang ba?”
she told me na okay lang naman daw. and then i made banat a joke, “sorry bhe ah, lam mo kasi hindi ako sanay magdala ng food sa mga outings, so i made sure na lang that i made dala a lot of money.”
actually, it’s not a joke. as usual, marami talaga akong pera. around seven hundred yata. i know that’s still kinda sad for a super talino and super mayamang atenista like me, pero since we’re gonna go to a sobrang mumurahing resort lang naman nearby and since super mumurahin lang ng mga thomasians, i thought it’s not a bad amount na.
im so fucking sure talaga na may pera ako nun. kasi mom gave me five hundred bucks before she left home for work (my mom manages our own technology company nga pala). plus yung halos three-hundred na natira from last week’s allowance, i have about eight hundred. eh syempre i had to communicate with my high school friend. but then she cant text me kasi i’m smart and she’s using sun cellular (my god, imagine that! how cheap. kinagat ang super amoy-araw na offer ng pang-promding network. buhay-squatter talaga). so i had to buy that 50-peso load na seven days unlimited texts (which is so, oh my god, kadiri talaga). ede ayan, halos seven hundred na yung money ko.
eh malay ko ba naman na while i made that joke, meron palang thomasian who was making pakinig to me. well of course makikinig talaga sya sakin. atenista ako eh. whatever comes out of my mouth is so full of brilliant ideas. well anyway, ayun. so habang we were making langoy to the eww so init na tubig dahil siguro nagdisperse na yung heat from those super kadiring putikang thomasian bodies, may mga naiwan (leftovers) na thomasians dun sa table where we made lagay our bags. and im sure, someone was making panood to me while i took off my shirt to make pakita my super attractive atenean body and i made lagay my authentic tommy hilfiger wallet sa bag ko. and then yun, while i was making tiis talaga na wag masuka dun sa tubig out of respect na lang sa high school friend kong may birthday kahit na diring-diring na talaga me to those retards in the pool, one of those cock-sucking thomasians made bukas my bag and stole my money. so fucking kakainis.
oh well, wala naman akong evidence pero common sense na lang na sila yun. mahirap lang sila eh. i didnt make hanap na kung who among them yung nagnakaw ng money ko. i mean, thomasians are poor fucked up pitsqueaks who are so uhaw sa tubig españa (uste), just like what my super brilliant fil12 profs say when they talk about post-modernism and marxism (i bet none of those stupidong thomasians know what im talking about). you know, yung mga super poor na mga anak-putik like them are sometimes left without a choice other than making nakaw on other people’s money, so instead of making galit to them dahil baka mamaya kung ano pang super smart na salita ang lumabas from my purely atenean mouth, i just thought na it’s my way of helping poor people.
although syempre, i also felt pagkainis for them. i mean, we ateneans, even though we’re the smartest people in the world, we have feelings too. there was a time nga talaga na gusto ko na sanang makipag-fist fight with them. they’re so mayabang kasi eh, despite the fact that i made tiis to my own emotions, cuz we ateneans are not making padala to our urges. we use our brains. there’s this thomasian guy who thinks he’s so darn fucking hot that while i was making shower in the (duh) shower, he walked around naked ba naman? i cant make paniwala nga how he managed to be that confident about himself. well of course i didnt look. i mean, we ateneans always have bigger members. pero the nakakainis na part here is he was like making lakas his boses, “oy maghuhubad ako ah. tangina pare pakialam ko sa titi mo meron din ako nyan. ganun nga kami sa locker room ng boys sa ust eh, lahat kami nakahubo.”
so mediocre talaga. he’s like making parinig to me pa talaga?! kaya nga i got even more disgusted eh. i mean, we ateneans, even though we’re guys? we dont just go around the public naked cuz our bodies are so mamahalin. like, if you make your body public, it’s so cheap. we ateneans have always been told through our jesuit, catholic, filipino education that our body is the temple of the holy spirit. no wonder sobrang babang uri ng mga people ang mga thomasians.
sigh.. they’re so grabe talaga. of course i didn’t make sermon on him na kasi he’s gonna have access pa to quality ateneo education. pero im never gonna go out na talaga with those dimwitted cocksuckers. hay naku, thomasians… they so fucking make chupa to my atenean dick. kaya nga bagay na bagay talaga silang magchampion sa uaap season 69 eh.
siguro it’s just that we ateneans aren’t in the same dumb stupid boat like the thomasians. if that happened, maghahalo ang mga kulay namin. result? green. away talaga to…
“god is a thomasian”
since napag-usapan na rin lang natin ang mga thomasians sa previous blog post ko, i remembered tuloy the time when (confetti made of recycled manila paper) ust finally won the championship against (fireworks imported from hawaii and a red carpet from hollywood) ateneo, may isa na naman akong high school friend galing sa eww so mabahong uste na nagyabang sakin tungkol sa championship nilang mga chuapero.
habang pinag-ayos ko ng kama yung muchacha naming graduate ng nursing sa ust kasi matutulog na ko nun, may tatak pa man din ng ateneo yung bedsheet ko pati yung mga pillows, nagtext yung high school friend ko. knowing na sa ateneo ako nag-aaral, i mean.. sa batch kasi namin ng about 100 people, ako lang ang nakapasa ng ateneo, yung anim sa eww-so-mabaho-rin na up, yung iba sa ust, yung iba sa skwelahan ng mga berdeng baka na may beri-beri pa yata kaya naninilaw yung isang gilid (feu yata yung name ng school, di ko kilala eh), tas yung iba sa mga pipichuging schools na lang from all around the corner, ako lang *ahem* ako lang ang kapasa ng ateneo. and that happens in real life (duh, nangyari na nga sakin eh). out of about 100 high school graduates, isa lang sa kanila ang nakakapasa ng ateneo. pag bumagsak, dun sila sa mga less competent schools.
so anyway, knowing na ako nga lang sa batch namin ang nakapag-aral sa ateneo, he texted me. he was making asar to me daw na nanalo sila. of course, on my part, ang yabang ng dating nya. but then i realized, thomasian to, nagpapapansin lang, naghahanap lang ng dahilan para itext ng isang atenistang katulad ko para i-adore nya for the rest of his life at i-save sa inbox ng cellphone nyang dadalhin nya sa loob ng kabaong nya until death, at hindi nya pa rin buburahin yung reply ko till then kasi nga pagdating daw sa gate of heaven hahanapan ka raw ni san pedro ng isang text message from an atenean (imagine that, sa sobrang taas ng quality of education namin, pati heaven narating?). so ayun, instead of making galit to him, i told him na lang, “haha. congrats.”
i mean, we ateneans are really good when it comes to practicing sportsmanship. so ayun, instead of making puna his obvious na kayabangan about the championship, i accepted our defeat as a real man, as a real *ahem* atenean. but then of course friend ko naman yun kaya i also made biro to him. so sabi ko, “if i know, chamba lang yun.”
and do you know what he replied to me?! this is.. oh my god, so against the fourth commandment of the lord our god! sabi ba naman nya, “god is a thomasian.” imagine, he used the name of the lord our god in vain! sobrang bad talaga ng values education sa ust. i mean, kilala pa man rin daw sila as the oldest catholic university in asia ? with the pontifical chuchu whatever pa that they make attach to the university’s name if you’d check out their kulay dilaw-na-taeng website? *spit*
grabe, sobra na talaga yun. god is a thomasian?! that’s the biggest insult i’ve ever heard. papayag ka ba naman na ang god pala na sinasamba natin as the all-knowing almighty father, our only source of wisdom, ay isang pipichuging tomasino lang na hindi nakapasa ng acet? my golly, sobra na talaga.
grabe ang sama nitong baklang toh!!
for me…, i won’t feel anythng bad to that atenean. maybe that is his just opinion or conception about thomasians. with regard to everything that he wrote, it’s very apparent… he just came from an uneducated clan… he must be rich but truly absurd…
pls reply to this post…
i would really appreciate hearing your side…
thank you…sd
kriziareamico said,
September 11, 2008 at 1:22 pm
OMG! what a rich BITCH! he has no effin values. if magbblog sya and ATENISTA SYA, pwede paki-tagalog or paki-english nalang ng pure?? not TAGLISH?! what the freak!! ang dyos naman ng tingin niya sa sarli niya. whew. d ko nalang sha papatulan!
daniel said,
September 14, 2008 at 2:06 pm
walang kwenta..wk nlng ptulan yan
Ginette said,
September 15, 2008 at 1:07 pm
grabe naman.. hehe.. ngayon ko lang nabasa ng buo yun ah.. kung totoo man yan, medyo wala din siyang values ha.. sinisira niya lang ang magandang impression sa mga atenista.. hehe.. whatever..
Francea said,
September 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Wat d fuck! Lecheng bading un! That bitch does’nt have d ryt para laitin taung mga Tomasino! But i really dnt give a fuck! Kc for all we know, ung mga Atenista is full of horse shit! Mga nonsense nmn ung mga cnasabi nla!
And human nature na nla mging stupid and uneducated!
grace said,
September 20, 2008 at 2:58 pm
yung iba sa skwelahan ng mga berdeng baka na may beri-beri pa yata kaya naninilaw yung isang gilid (feu yata yung name ng school, di ko kilala eh),
taena!pati skul ko which is feu dinamay!
kapal ng mukha nito!
walang breeding!
grace said,
September 20, 2008 at 3:01 pm
he walked around naked ba naman? i cant make paniwala nga how he managed to be that confident about himself. well of course i didnt look.
OMFG! if he didnt look at that thomasian guy, how did he know that the guy is naked??
TSKTSK!
liSa said,
September 21, 2008 at 2:59 am
this guy is a disgrace to ateneo…. he’s so arrogant in emphasizing that he’s studying in ateneo, while his friends aren’t…. a few years of studying in ateneo and he’s already saying so much about him being better than his friends? that’s really low…. i mean i’m not from UST but i have friends there and i know they’re not like what s/he says thomasians are…. and i’m not from ateneo either, but i know that they’re a lot better than this f-ing gay loser…. sorry just wanted to ait out my opinion….
LMAE-O said,
September 25, 2008 at 5:28 am
TSS..
MABABAIT ANG MGA TOMASINO. LOKONG BAKLA YUN A.
I'M A THOMASIAN said,
October 13, 2008 at 7:44 am
ok, akala ko ba matalino sya?
grabe..
ang daming contradicting elements nung blog nya..
he’s a gay,why would a guy want to suck his fucking cock? if i know, itinutupi nya yung cock nya..
akala ko ba mataas ang standard ng atenean? eh bat trying hard sya magpaka atenean?
take note, trying hard MAGPAKA ATENEAN, atenean nga sya, but gosh?
pathetic huh? pati b naman kobre kama may tatak na ateneo??
ok, ang kapal ng mukha mo para sabihin na we, thomasians, keep your fucking text messages para makapasok sa heaven??
oops!! yun pa pala!! you’re saying we’re using d name of God in vain?
oh c’mon??? eh bat mo sinasabing hahanapan ka ng text ng isang atenean kapag deads ka n? so ibig sabihin ba, God has a low standard of knowing who can eneter heaven, and dat’s by a stupid text? si pedro, nasa gate lang sya to assist,not to judge!!
at tsaka anu yun?
you’re making an impression that you’re a guy by telling the readers that you have a fucking big dick? eh why are you speaking gay language? bakla na,bano ka pang magsalita. hayup ka!
ok fine, siguro narinig mong magsalita ang mga thomasians ng not so good things, but man!! we are people din?!
human beings!! malamang, nagkakamali rin kami..
nga pala, anu yun?
bobong hindi nakapasa sa acet?
have you ever heard of high quota?
fine,siguro nga bumagsak,
pero alam mo ba na ang ust ay internationally acclaimed and known?
so kung may isang atenean at thomasian na mag-aaply sa isang world-class company, at nalaman nung employer na may thomasian na nag-aaply, mas kukunin nya yun over you..
at saka anu yun?
may sarili kayung technology chuchu?
oh? talaga? so you’re so rich pala?
eh why naman wala kang breeding?
oopss..
may breed ka pala..
askal nga lang..
how sad of you..
tsk3..
maybe you’re wondering why ust is not making an issue out of this,
eh kasi, hindi ka kapatol patol.
compared to those gays who study in ust, they’re much sophisticated, intelligent and well-bred than you!
thomasians, wag ilahat ng ateneans,
may friend naman akong taga ateneo,
he’s humble naman and certified matalino,
anak p ng vice mayor namin yun..
nag-iisa lang ang kaaway,
at yun yung bakla na nagpost ng blog nya..
defend ust,for ust is the most precious gift a thomasian holds in college life..
maffy said,
October 23, 2008 at 5:55 pm
gahd! ngeon q lang nabasa toh. haha! baleeew. insecure lng yan. ^-^
alyana said,
October 23, 2008 at 6:17 pm
taeng bakla to…
may kilala kong mga atenista but they have values unlike this loser..
kung sino man siya…mamatay siya sa inggit! insekyora..haha..